It’s hard to keep up with cell phone superiority. First it was AT&T’s iPhone. Then Verizon’s Droid. Now Verizon has both. And Sprint and T-Mobile are advertising their 4G. But soon Verizon will have that, too.

With so much overlap between platforms, manufacturers and networks, most of us don’t know the difference between the Android, the Droid and the Noid.

So instead of simply making a phone with the next level of G or megapixel or screwdriver attachment, John Doe Amsterdam decided to do the exact opposite. They reverse engineered themselves back to the Phone Age — that is, the time period not so long ago when phones were used to make calls. And nothing else.

So you’re in the woods. You see a delicious berry. But can you eat it? Or is it full of parasites and phytotoxins?

Our world has become a stressful and difficult place for many of its residents, coping with multiple demands, a difficult economy, past baggage and worries about the future. It’s enough to drive a person to seek professional help – or perhaps a new app for their iPhone?